Die for You Make Dinner - Funny Retro Swedish Dishcloth

 

Urban Smirk Swedish Dishcloths bring all the personality! Each dishcloth is artist-designed, durable, and reusable — mixing hilarious sayings with vintage sass. They’re the perfect way to help your customers tackle kitchen messes and laugh while doing it. Made from a natural blend of cellulose and cotton, these eco-friendly dishcloths are naturally antibacterial, ultra-absorbent, and completely compostable.

     ✔ Absorbs up to 20x its weight — perfect for dishes, counters & spills

     ✔ So unique - designed by Oklahoma artist Kari VanZante

     ✔ Funny, vintage-inspired sayings 

     ✔ Machine washable and dishwasher-safe

     ✔ Great for eco-conscious buyers

     ✔ Ideal gift for cooks, hostesses, and anyone who loves to laugh

These aren’t just cleaning cloths — they’re a conversation starter. Each dishcloth is packaged with a fun retro information card on the back, ready for your retail display. Stock up and give your customers a product that’s practical, planet-friendly, and guaranteed to make them smile.