Dishwasher Brain Damage - Funny Vintage Swedish Dishcloth

 Experts say simple chores will teach responsibility and give a sense of purpose to your children. Arm your kitchen with this hysterical swedish dishcloth. They can roll their eyes while they work!

Urban Smirk Swedish Dishcloths bring all the personality! Each dishcloth is artist-designed, durable, and reusable — mixing hilarious sayings with vintage sass. They’re the perfect way to help your customers tackle kitchen messes and laugh while doing it. Made from a natural blend of cellulose and cotton, these eco-friendly dishcloths are naturally antibacterial, ultra-absorbent, and completely compostable.

     ✔ Absorbs up to 20x its weight — perfect for dishes, counters & spills

     ✔ So unique - designed by Oklahoma artist Kari VanZante

     ✔ Funny, vintage-inspired sayings 

     ✔ Machine washable and dishwasher-safe

     ✔ Great for eco-conscious buyers

     ✔ Ideal gift for cooks, hostesses, and anyone who loves to laugh

These aren’t just cleaning cloths — they’re a conversation starter. Each dishcloth is packaged with a fun retro information card on the back, ready for your retail display. Stock up and give your customers a product that’s practical, planet-friendly, and guaranteed to make them smile.